FlatForms are Still for Morons...

Someone in the ArmHe sent He a link to these flatforms the other day, and He just wants to make it clear, that if you wear Flatforms you are still a moron. Yes, it is that simple.
-He

The Summer of the Ugly Shoe...NO CHANCE!

ELLE: Here’s some news that should make your podiatrist happy: Comfortable shoes are in. No, we’re not talking a new contraption that makes 6-inch heels feel like walking on a cloud. We’re talking sensible, mom-approved footwear—shoes that in the past we’d only consider wearing for activities like hiking, boating, and darting to the Laundromat unseen...

Birkenstocks—another decidedly “un-fashion” brand—have also been popping up in some of our favorite stores like Madewell and Free People as well as on the feet of impossibly cool New York ladies. Despite the fact that in recent years we’ve made public avowals never to be spotted wearing these clunkers (which we still closely associate with a part of our sartorial history we’d rather not revisit), we have to admit we’re kind of feeling them this season....

And for those of you looking to gain comfort without relinquishing the height of your heels, there’s the flatform. It may be the ugliest shoe of all, but Prada’s psychedelic oxfords have sold out everywhere and fashion girls are lusting over Derek Lam’s wrap-up flatform ballet shoe. Guess ugly really is the new pretty.

Well just when women start believing Elle is a legit fashion magazine, they go and print an article like this. SORRY, THIS IS NOT THE SUMMER OF THE UGLY SHOE! Not going to allow that happen, not for one single day of this summer. High Wedges are EVERYWHERE, Heels are just as popular. Do we still have morons wearing birkenstocks and Flatforms, Yes, but they aren't fashionable good looking people. He hates finding articles like this, smart people writing dumb things. Don't be fooled.
-He

Summer ArmHe Mottos:
"The Higher the Heel, The Hotter the Girl"
"Turn Heads, Don't be a Head Turner"

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If You Like Flatforms, You Are a Moron!

He has chosen not to write about Flatforms, in hope that they would just disappear. Well it seems as if some of you morons out there are buying into this trend, well let He tell you one more time: "If You Like Flatforms, You Are a Moron!" It is that plain and simple. UGGS are disgusting and He's never ending war to get them off this planet will never stop, but at least you can make an argument that they are soft and comfortable. FLATFORMS just have no argument and definitely no place in this world. So fine you want He to add Flatforms to He's "coalition of evil" DONE! You don't think the ArmHe can find wars on more then one front, we will show you. ArmHe is like America, if we don't like you, expect a bomb shoved up your ass in the next week. So War Declared. Flatforms you are going down.
-He

P.S. Buy a pair of these and He can almost guarantee that you will end up on Fashion by He getting made fun of.