Will F*ck for Shoes...A Classy Shirt, for a Classy Gal!

Nothing says class quite like these shirts and this jewelry line from Locher's.Because really what says f*ck off more than these necklaces?
-He

Green Hair and a Green Dress...

He has one question...does she always have to wear a green outfit so that she matches with her hair?
-He

Even 'The Incredibles' Don't Wear Capes

Capes are the worst! No one looks good in a cape. Unless you are a super hero, and odds are you are not, you should not be weird a cape. Hell there is even an argument against capes even if you are a super hero. Put on a jacket, leave the capes alone.
-He

Of course this is the dialog from the movie The Incredibles:
Edna: It will be bold! Dramatic!
Bob: Yeah!
Edna: Heroic!
Bob: Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots...
Edna: [throws a wadded ball of paper at Bob's head] No capes!
Bob: Isn't that my decision?
Edna: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.
Bob: Listen, E...
Edna: November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin!
Bob: Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...
Edna: Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
Bob: E, you can't generalize about these things...
Edna: Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!
[shouts]
Edna: No capes!

Rain Capes Seem Like a Scam...

He has never liked those clear umbrellas, and clear rain jacket capes seems just as ridiculous.
-He

Unless of course you are wearing it as seen in the picture below...Click Read More...

How is this SOLD OUT?

Spike fringe hair band: Two weeks spike leather head band with real human hair fringe. Back band has elastic for fit. 100% leather and real human hair.

REAL HUMAN HAIR?!?! Why? How? Who bought this, that there are none left?
-He

Is There a Size TOO BIG for a Bikini?

Hey He,

as I was browsing the web i came upon bikinis for plus sized women. I'm all for female body confidence no matter what size but I think after a certain size bikini should not be in your vocabulary when it comes to swimwear. What do you think? Here are two links. It goes from not THAT bad, to really bad.

P.S- I don't understand how the designer of the fashion line wants to empower BBWs if her clothes make them look 10x larger.

-Kaya McCowan

First off, Kaya, He Loves You. It is not easy to find a chick who will openly bash other chicks, especially fat chicks, so this was a breathe of fresh air. Second, this email actually made He laugh out loud, which not a lot of emails do. Third, He got gitty at a chance to google search, "fat chicks in bikinis" in hopes of finding an awesome picture for this post. But you are exactly right Kaya, there should very well be a limit before Bikinis are off limits. Many times you BBW should throw on a blanket, or a bed sheet to cover yourself, or a really big one piece. No More BBW Bikinis...sorry ladies, Kaya says so.

-He

Not a Road He Would Drive On...

pic of therez

A road dress? Really? Given this girl makes it look as good as possible, just not sure why she bought it, or why anyone would. Actually, now that He thinks about it a little more He doesn't hate it. It might be a little cool.
-He

Are You F*cking with He?

 

Great find! I love it another feminine guy that wears ballet flats. He must really like them because Tory Burch flats aren't cheap. Why shouldn't us feminine guys get to wear cute ballet flats? Why should women get all the nice shoes. I been looking for a pair of those flats for myself but haven't found any (yet!) I do really like my Michael Kors flats. -Brian Davis

A long time ago He wrote a post about a guy in Tori Burch Flats.Never did He think He was going to get fan mail over it. He absolutely hates these shoes on chicks, but apparently now He has to make it clear, He Hates these on guys too.
-He

FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...NYC

Thanks to the WFL for the tip

He has seen women walking around with a fox on her arm before, but this is a new one. Is that a fox pony tail? It might seem weird, but this is one of the great reasons to love this city.
-He

Don't forget to take pictures of crazy ass sh*t and send it into Fashionbyhe

Show Your Love For He...Not This Way!

Hearts on the knees, no thanks. Gonna stretch and say the nude leggings are better then the sweatpants fringe things but its a close race.
-He

Remove the Price Sticker Before Wearing!

He found these pictures, no clue who Holly Carpenter or Rozanne Purcell are, and He pretty much doesn't care. The fact is someone took their pictures professionally, these were staged shots, for some whiskey, and the girls might or might not be former Miss Ireland. Odds are they even had stylists for this type of photo shoot. THE POINT IS: and this goes for everyone whether you are just buying a new pair of shoes or find yourself in front of the camera. After you buy a bear of heels or any article of clothing, REMOVE THE PRICE STICKERS. Not really a complicated thing, just do it, cheapens the look of the shoe with it still on there.
-He

Don't Make Weird Faces When You Dress like Sh*t...

Ugh, the face this chick is making in the center picture is about the same face He was making right back at her. Gross. Can you please explain to me what or where those shoes came from? Who told you that was a good idea?
-He

P.S. She was really making a face at this gorgeous model from last weeks post. Apparently beauty looks different to all.

Girls Know that Happy Trails are Unnacceptable?

Not sure why this came into He's mind, and it just goes to show how disturbed He really is, but it's something that needs to be said. Girls Should NOT Have Happy Trails. Couldn't find a better picture but this right here is NOT GOOD. Unshaved Legs are bad, and totally unacceptable and He probably should have posted this before summer but deal.
-He

VIDEO: How to Dress Punk for Girls - worst video ever

Not sure who gave this woman a chance to style anyone, but her and the person that made this decisions should be let go immediately. Probably one of the most painful videos He has ever watched. And the truth is He didn't even watch the whole thing, yes, it was that bad.
-He

This is NOT a Maxi Dress...

Someone please explain the different between this so called Maxi Dress on the left, and the 4 year olds on the right in smocks? Only difference He can see is the $300 price difference.
-He

FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...Baltimore

A pickpocketers worst nightmare.
-He

Can You Guess What's Wrong with this Picture?

(thanks to Taralyn for the pic) 

Sweet tall girl checking out her text messages on her phone...but let He tell you something right now. There is something wrong with this picture...Are you good enough to spot it?
-He

Don't forget to take pictures of crazy ass sh*t and send it into Fashionbyhe

Still can't see whats wrong with this picture? This chick is trying really really hard to check out that phone when maybe should be checking out somethingelse....Try this last picture...

Whammy...Well who said wearing White on Labor Day weekend was a bad idea? The old white on white routine, such a good girl this one is. Guess with a white dress a white thong isn't gonna work, then again if the world is gonna see it anyway whats the difference?

Are These the Scariest Freakest Shoes Ever?

Please tell He that these shoes don't look like artificial legs? Without a question the weirdest things He has seen in a long long time. Prada, ya f*cked up big time on this one.
-He

Are these The Worst Shoes Ever?

What are you doing? This isn't Candyland.
-He

If One Cut Out is Bad...Two is Worse...

 

He is not a fan of cut out dress, mostly because 99% of the people who wear them are pouring out of the cutouts. That reason alone is enough not to like something. But again if one cut out is bad, two like this one from TrippNYC, is even worse.

-He