Listen Up You Feather Freaks...

For all you fools out there wearing bird feathers in your hair, it's time to step up your game. Go big or go home. You wanna lead this trend, go buy a f*cking Feather Headpiece, that'll show um whose boss. Oh you think you'll look stupid. Look in the mirror! You have bird feathers tied into your head!
-He

Feathers in Hair is Bad...On Ears? WTF?!

(Thanks to highsnobette for the tip)

Last week He wrote about how ugly it is when woman put those feather things into their hair. Now, Anni Jurgenson is selling feather ear cuffs. For real, if you women want to be f*cking birds, we are gonna start treating you like birds. The next f*cking "chick" He sees wearing a feather is gonna get some bird seed thrown at them. Well see how ya like it then
-He