Are Women Bored With P*nis?

This company apparently has run out of woman to vajazzle and now they are turning their efforts to men. To He this seems utterly and totally horrible. He cannot imagine any guy actually going in to get this done. It is apparently started in the UK, and now is making its way over to the US. Can't possibly think that guys in America are gonna jump on this bandwagon at all. Since He is the King of Fashion, should He be offering He's body up to be the first Pejazzle man in America? or top 5? Are ladies that bored with men that we need to add glitter and stones to our junk to make you want to go near it more?
-He